1. Leaving cellphone unattended...
    ... In the fridge.
  2. Locking keys inside my car...
    ... While it's running.
  3. Playing Power Hour...
    ... With Vodka shots.
  4. Yelping "Fuck a duck!"...
    ... At a church gathering. Next to the pastor.
  5. Drinking diet soda...
    ... With a big ass cheeseburger, extra pickles, fries and a side order of onion rings.