5 Signs That I Clearly Lost My Mind

  1. 1.
    Leaving cellphone unattended...
    ... In the fridge.
  2. 2.
    Locking keys inside my car...
    ... While it's running.
  3. 3.
    Playing Power Hour...
    ... With Vodka shots.
  4. 4.
    Yelping "Fuck a duck!"...
    ... At a church gathering. Next to the pastor.
  5. 5.
    Drinking diet soda...
    ... With a big ass cheeseburger, extra pickles, fries and a side order of onion rings.