1. I drove for like 5 hours
  2. I drank 2 natty daddies
    It was my first time drinking one, but I bought two so I drank them both.
  3. A grocery store manager called the police on me and my friends when we were getting some beer for senior week.
    (He was a racist)
  4. The grocery store manager from above is a manager at the grocery store where I work... aka my superior
    Not my boss, but my boss's boss's assistant manager. The assistant to my boss's regional manager?
  5. The worst thing that happened is that I am ok with all of the above that happened
    Oh wait, my hairline just confirmed that I am mature enough to be ok with all of the above. Except the natty daddies, what was I thinking?