1. Diving into a dumpster because I saw some sweet shoes in there
  2. Climb a tall roof and leave a 40 at the top so people ask "how did that 40 get up there?"
  3. Eat Chinese broccoli
    I'm pretty sure that's a real thing, or my roommate is making it up
  4. Glare angrily at people who don't have to study
  5. Make lists.