Things You Don't Want to Hear a Doctor Say

  1. "Not going to lie, that's pretty fucking bad."
  2. "Ooh! I've never seen something like this before!"
  3. "Have you actually made a will?"
  4. "I have to admit, it kind of sucks to be you right now."
  5. "Do you have any family members who might be a willing match?"
  6. "You won't be 100 percent ever again, but you'll adapt."
  7. "Here's the bill."