Loving Life 101

  1. Eat a big ol bagel
  2. Run away from your problems
  3. Find a cave
  4. See if anyone lives in said cave
  5. Kill the man who resides in said cave
  6. Live your life to the fullest!
  7. Eat neighborhood squirrels (they're full of bones)
  8. Get a poster of Zac Efron