Things Teenage Me Would Pick On Me About

a retrospective on how boring I've become.
  1. I listen to CBC radio.
    Who the hell is Stuart McLean?!
  2. I carry around a water bottle.
    Dude, just drink from the tap.
  3. Finding a new book gets me fired up.
    Have I called you a nerd yet?
  4. Interest rates interest me.
    .............
  5. I fantasise about my university days
  6. But no matter how old I get, me and teenage me will always agree on one thing. Kanye is a genius.