2015 was the biggest year for EDM since the Mortal Kombat soundtrack, but where did EDM "drop" the "beat"?
  1. failing to embrace the Native American community that continued to show up in droves
  2. not enough Bieber in Q1
  3. Skrillex' tragic hosting of SNL
  4. huge Bieber surplus in Q3
  5. entire industry functions on illegal drugs and is otherwise totally boring
  6. new subgenre Waffle House failed to cross-over to mainstream breakfasts, resulting in hundreds of canceled Maple Parties