2015 Tally of Thanksgiving Related Injuries

I cook a lot but I don't know that anyone should have ever let me pick up a knife or operate a stove.
  1. 2 knife cuts
  2. 1 cut made with my own fingernail
    This made me trim them all down
  3. 1 tiny oven burn
    My mom bought me silicon oven covers, but I still managed to get around them
  4. 1 fingernail sliced down to the bed
    Don't worry, it didn't end up in the food
  5. 1 burned tongue
    That coffee was too damn hot
  6. 1 smashed little toe
    From the butter knife that fell off the counter