2015 Tally of Thanksgiving Related Injuries
I cook a lot but I don't know that anyone should have ever let me pick up a knife or operate a stove.
- •2 knife cuts
- •1 cut made with my own fingernailThis made me trim them all down
- •1 tiny oven burnMy mom bought me silicon oven covers, but I still managed to get around them
- •1 fingernail sliced down to the bedDon't worry, it didn't end up in the food
- •1 burned tongueThat coffee was too damn hot
- •1 smashed little toeFrom the butter knife that fell off the counter