Questions from a church meeting

  1. How many times do you think they'll flush the toilet?
  2. What sort of people do you think will come?
  3. How come the new people aren't giving enough?
  4. How much electricity will they use?
  5. I think we should turn off the pilot lights on the stove because they are using too much gas.
  6. Why don't those kids behave like mine did?