TYPES OF PEOPLE
'Guy' is a neutral term, according to my brain.
- •That guy who likes to sing in the car, but makes everyone else be quiet.Most of the time it's Journey.
- •That guy who wears weed socks un-ironically.Go to Venice skatepark. Observe the pre-pubescent bystanders.
- •That guy who is really, really into his or her workout "regimen" and/or diet. Sorry, I mean "lifestyle.""My body is my temple."
- •That guy who is a generally lovely human being but you just can't help but hate them.I hate their face.
- •That guy who hates lovely humans for no reason.I don't know why. Don't ask me why.
- •That guy who you can tell what he or she will look like when they're elderly.
- •That guy who tells you not to get them anything for his/her birthday, so you don't, and they get mad about it.BUT YOU SAID!
- •That guy who asks you to like his or her social media posts.
- •That guy who responds to the "I could totally make that" modern art diss by saying, "Yeah, but you didn't."Well played.
- •That guy who says, 'time to get a watch,' when you ask them what time it is.The worst kind of person.