I Want to Watch Twin Peaks but Can't Because...
- •The log ladyThis was the start of the crazy. It's where you go "what the fuck am I watching."
- •Dr. Lawrence JacobyYou know how every time he came on screen he alluded to something gross with someone, or when he has on a tie with a woman on it with a grass skirt and he spends the entire time lifting the skirt up with his hand and stroking it?
- •Killer BobYeah this is still how I react to killer Bob when he appears in my mind out of nowhere. My roommate had to sleep with the light on if I even mentioned his name.
- •Fucking Leo Johnson
- •In conclusion, David Lynch is the author of my nightmares, and twin peaks will probably remain unfinished in my Netflix queue.