Ron Swanson is My White Grandpa
- •Technology is foreign and annoying
- •Going to see the doctor is for emergencies only
- •Jazz is beautiful art instead of piped in annoying crap in panera bread
- •The answer to all of your problems is "you need a husband"
- •Taking them to Europe would be an invitation for lectures about all the ways America is better than Europe.
- •Yet their pride with America doesn't interfere with their healthy sense of skepticism about almost everything
- •Being a vegetarian is pretty much not an option.