Ron Swanson is My White Grandpa

  1. Technology is foreign and annoying
  2. Going to see the doctor is for emergencies only
  3. Jazz is beautiful art instead of piped in annoying crap in panera bread
  4. The answer to all of your problems is "you need a husband"
  5. Taking them to Europe would be an invitation for lectures about all the ways America is better than Europe.
  6. Yet their pride with America doesn't interfere with their healthy sense of skepticism about almost everything
  7. Being a vegetarian is pretty much not an option.