THINGS I LIE ABOUT
- •How often do you drink?Asked at the doctor's office. I'll usually answer once or twice a week, a beautiful lie
- •Do you smoke?Also asked at the doctor's office. No = sometimes when I am drunk or bored or in Europe
- •Did you walk the dog?Asked by my family. ALWAYS say yes. That little fucker doesn't need to be walked as often as we walk him. He is too spoiled.
- •Are you free this weekend?No! (Totally but I have to lay down for a long long time and then I will be seeing friends who don't judge me when I pee in someone's front garden in Koreatown)