THINGS I LIE ABOUT

  1. How often do you drink?
    Asked at the doctor's office. I'll usually answer once or twice a week, a beautiful lie
  2. Do you smoke?
    Also asked at the doctor's office. No = sometimes when I am drunk or bored or in Europe
  3. Did you walk the dog?
    Asked by my family. ALWAYS say yes. That little fucker doesn't need to be walked as often as we walk him. He is too spoiled.
  4. Are you free this weekend?
    No! (Totally but I have to lay down for a long long time and then I will be seeing friends who don't judge me when I pee in someone's front garden in Koreatown)