Canadian Prime Ministers by Dick Size

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  1. 1.
    John "Big Man" Diefenbaker
  2. 2.
    Sir Charles Tupper
  3. 3.
    Sir Mackenzie "Mack the Knife" Bowell
  4. 4.
    Paul Martin
  5. 5.
    Sir John A. MacDonald
  6. 6.
    Sir Wilfred Laurier
  7. 7.
    Sir Robert "Crazy Legs" Borden
  8. 8.
    Joe Clark
  9. 9.
    Lester "Magic Mike" Pearson
  10. 10.
    Brian Mulroney
  11. 11.
    Sir John Abbot & Sir John Sparrow (tied)
  12. 12.
    Arthur Meighen
  13. 13.
    Louis "The French Connection" St. Laurent
  14. 14.
    W. L. Mackenzie King
  15. 15.
    Pierre Trudeau
  16. 16.
    John "The Crimson Beaver" Turner
  17. 17.
    Jean Crétien
  18. 18.
    R. B. Bennet
  19. 19.
    Kim Campbell
  20. 20.
    Stephen "'Ol Blue Eyes" Harper