*I'm not going drink too much tonight

the different events that i declared this statement before getting totes blotto
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    Halloween party 5 nights ago
    2 shots of vodka and 4 vodka crans and two sex in the beach...😡😡😡😡
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    Kids Halloween party 6 nights ago
    1 shot, 5 vodka crans, 1 sex on the beach...😡😡😡
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    Birthday party in Aug
    6 shots, two vodka crans...😡😡😡😡
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    4th of July
    Shots, shots, shots...and a few mixed drinks😡😡😡😡
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    Bf's bday celebration
    Can't begin to tell you but it started off with vodka n tequila shots. Don't remember getting to the club or getting bank home😡😡😡😡😡😡
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    My bday celebration
    Ummm....let's call it the precursor to the bf's celebration😡😡😡😡😡
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    New years eve
    Who am i kidding...i knew i was getting drunk that night😡😡😡😡😡😡😡