The Seinfeld Effect

words & phrases i still use in everyday conversation picked up from this amazingly hilarious show.
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    Yada, Yada, Yada.
    It is the perfect way to skip ahead to prevent oversharing or to help someone skip ahead with their boringly long story
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    "Man-hands"
    it's weird how many of these rando appendages i encounter in a given month๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜•
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    Two-faced
    ...it's unfortunate how many of these people i see in a given hour๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜•
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    Low-talker
    Yep i have one of those sitting on the other side of my cubicle. My constant refrain throughout the day is, 'WHAT?!'๐Ÿ˜ฒ
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    Regifter
    I'm always checking for the regift during the holidays๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’
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    Double-dip
    Your at a party or staff luncheon and there is a section with chip n dip...and i don't go near that table.๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘
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    Shrinkage
    You wouldn't think this would come up often, but in the summer, it finds a way into the convo. To quote Elaine, "I don't know how you guys put up with that thing."๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
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    Anti-dentite
    A phrase i offer up whenever someone complains about going to the dentist or say they hate going to the dentist-which i just find odd.๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
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    The braless wonder
    There are quite a few of those bouncing and jiggling through stores on the weekends and i just shake my head in disbelief๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”
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    Spare a square
    The thought runs through my head EVERY time i go into a stall at work and i forget to check that there's tissue. I'm always relieved that i don't have to make this embarrassing request๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜…