5 excuses to get you out of anything

  1. 1.
    My kid is sick.
    This should be any parents go-to. That said, other parents will likely see right through this.
  2. 2.
    I'm volunteering that day.
    Volunteering not to go to your stupid party.
  3. 3.
    I have a prior engagement.
    Technically I was engaged before I was married so this is the truth.
  4. 4.
    I'm sick.
    Of having to come up with other excuses.
  5. 5.
    I'm allergic to other people.
    I've used this one many times.