1. A teacher, a preacher, a writer of features.
  2. A marketing whiz, who works at a biz, but doesn't have time for his family or kids.
  3. A movie actor, a chiropractor, a farmer who drives a big ass red tractor.
  4. A flyer of planes, a conductor of trains, a doctor exclusively focused on brains.
  5. I could be a poet, I'm guessing you know it, by reading this list and the way that I flow it.
  6. I'm none of the things that I listed above. But luckily still have a job that I love.
  7. I get to design stuff, you get the gist. Plus I tell stupid jokes and I make stupid lists.