Calm it down, words.

A short list of words that need to just take it down a notch.
  1. Grandfather.
    Grand? He's ok I guess, but just relax. You don't even know him.
  2. Love Seat.
    Love? Most of my couches barely even like me.
  3. Superstitious.
    What if I'm only moderately-stitious?
  4. Superficial.
    I'm only ficial when it's totally called for and never a super amount of ficial either.
  5. Sharp Cheddar.
    Go ahead, try cutting anything with it. Useless. But delicious.
  6. Breakfast.
    Who the eff are you to tell me how quickly I should break? I'll sit and eat all day if I want to.