1. I just got these new laces that let me slip my shoes on.
    Static
    They're called Hickies and they are pretty fantastic. They are comfortable and they stay on without feeling like I could kick them off. Also, no laces dangling. ✔️
  2. The shoes are new balance
    Because my dad said they were comfortable. ✔️
  3. I just stared down a car that drove by bumping loud music, slowly shaking my head.
    Not in my neighborhood punk. ✔️