HOW I FEEL WHEN I SEE % OFF SALES

  1. 10% 😒
    Hardly worth telling me.
  2. 20% 😒
    You probably marked everything up 25%
  3. 30%-40% 🤔
    Ok, it's priced at what I can find it for online.
  4. 50%-90% 😠
    You're lying or I've been getting completely screwed. Either way, FU.