How To Get In A Tight Pair Of Pants 👖
A list requested by @3EyedCatOfMystery
- 1.Relax the pants. 👖😌Ask the pants about their day. Compliment the pants "Are you even skinnier?" Pants love this stuff.
- 2.Play the pants some light jazz.👖🎷Nothing relaxes a situation like light jazz. That's why they play it at the dentist.
- 3.Get the pants drunk.👖🍺Everyone loosens up after a few drinks. Not too many though, you still need consent.
- 4.Surprise the pants.👖😳"Is that a sweet pair of shorts?" When the pants look, jump inside the pants. Now the pants are on you and even the pants know that taking them back off would be a whole thing.
- 5.Settle on sweats.👖🍕Sweatpants never silently judge you for putting on a few pounds. Sweatpants love you just the way you are.