Interesting facts about me 👋🏻

  1. I make websites.
    I've been doing it since 2002. My first site was my friends and I getting wasted. My latest site was for one of the guys from Shark Tank.
  2. I make newspapers
    My family owns a newspaper. Working with family isn't for everyone.
  3. I make debt.
    I have two houses. Why? They are 25 mins away from each other. Why? One is by the lake. One is in a decent school district. Just trust me it makes sense. Plus I get to say things like "oh that's at our other house" all douchey like.
  4. I make bad jokes.
    But you probably already knew that.
  5. I make people laugh occasionally
    And for me, that's as good as it gets.