Just Announced: Last minute inauguration acts

Buckle up. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.
  1. The drummer from Smashmouth
  2. Tom Selleck's brother Rick Selleck.
  3. The Sprint commercial guy
  4. All the lesser known Bond villains.
  5. A 20 minute video on the new suite of bath fixtures available from Kohler.
  6. You uncle Steve's barber will be there.
  7. One of the few male comedian's not picked to be Colonel Sanders in a KFC ad, playing Colonel Sanders.
  8. Balloon animals by Eric Trump
  9. An awkward rendition of Afternoon delight.