Last minute gift ideas for my birthday
So you dropped the ball. It's my birthday and you totally forgot. It's cool. There is still time. I even have a few last minute ideas.
- •Smite my enemies. 😡Even smiting someone who has cut me off in traffic would do the trick.
- •Pay off my debt. 💰No worries. I have enough to go around.
- •Draw me a picture. ✏️Make it classy. Something with cats.
- •Harass the folks at li.st until they add me to the recommended accounts. 👊🏻Annoying people until I get my way since 1984.
- •Go retweet one of my tweets. 🔂I'm a sucker for digital validation. Twitter.com/papasuncle
- •Re-list one of my lists. 🔁Again, see above.
- •Tell a friend about me. 💬"Oh man you have to check this guy out. He's really funny and doesn't seem desperate for attention at all." You can paraphrase.
- •If all else fails, send cash.💸💸💸