Oh, hey there. 👋🏻 Yep, it's me.
  1. You might remember me from such classics as this:
  2. And this:
  3. Or maybe you've seen my dumb tweets:
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  4. Or maybe you don't even know me
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  5. Either way, I do many dumb things. I also do this:
    Kipzio.com
  6. It's extra dumb, but that's ok.
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  7. Annnnyway, I just wanted to share this with you.
    Because we are close like that.
  8. Also if you like writing really dumb things, you should!
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    You can post funny things you find or make your own. There are even... LISTS! Yep. Glorious lists.
  9. At a minimum, if you wanted to just follow (at)kipzio on the Twitter, that would be cool too.
    twitter.com/kipzio
  10. K bye 👋🏻