Proof I may be a senior citizen 📋
- •I golfed on a Wednesday.Who does that? Your grandfather.
- •I mow my lawn every three days.Like your grandfather does.
- •I don't like young people.With all their hip lingo and self esteem.
- •I sit on my porch and yell at cars.I used to be that kid going too fast.
- •I have not one, but two sweat suits.Like matching top and bottom sweat suit.
- •I will talk about socks at great length.I have an argyle collection that would make most old men have a heart attack.
- •I will add more as they come to me. After all, my mind isn't what it used to be...