1. I make it rain.
    I cry during emotional commercials. 😭
  2. I used to sling mad coke...
    a cola when I was a bartender. 🍹
  3. I bawl out of control
    During emotional commercials. 😭
  4. I've got mad bitches.
    The dogs next door are always aggressively barking at me. 🐕
  5. You could accurately call me big pun.
    Because I love puns. 🙄
  6. I'm all about that dough.
    Cookie dough, bread dough. 🍪