It's my 100th! Requested by @christy21
  1. β€’
    She married me.
    That takes a lot of guts.
  2. β€’
    She stays married to me.
    No easy task.
  3. β€’
    She puts up with nonsense like this.
    She's an enabler.
  4. β€’
    She lets me rant about stupid things.
    Like hardcore rant about the length of the plastic wand on our window blinds.
  5. β€’
    She lets me buy dumb things.
    Like new shorter plastic wands for our window blinds.
  6. β€’
    She doesn't rub my nose in failure.
    Like when I order the same length plastic wand for our windows that they came with.
  7. β€’
    She lets me be silly.
    Again, like extended rants on why I don't like fictitious characters on tv shows.
  8. β€’
    She will watch the same show with me 100 times.
    And listen to my commentary as if it's fresh and new.
  9. β€’
    She stays married to me.
    Even through all my nonsense. It's worth repeating.
  10. β€’
    She follows me on this app.
    Because she's supportive 😁 she even made me a list on my birthday. Important things that happened on June 8th Please follow her too!
  11. β€’
    She believes in me.
    Like when I say I'm going to become a pro golfer. Sure, she may know it's outlandish, but common sense be damned!
  12. β€’
    She listens to me complain a lot.
    About very small and trivial things, without making me feel like they are trivial at all.
  13. β€’
    She eats the same food all the time because I'm picky.
    She's picky too so don't feel too bad.
  14. β€’
    She shares her coffee.
    We share stuff. Food, coffee, etc.
  15. β€’
    She lets me be a disaster sometimes.
    Sometimes when I'm hunkered into work, she lets me be messy. It's how I work. As long as I clean up eventually.
  16. β€’
    She stays married to me.
    Worthy of repeating.
  17. β€’
    She dreams with me.
    No matter how far fetched, she's always there with me. "I'm waiting to buy new golf clothes. That's what the sponsors are for." She gets it.
  18. β€’
    She lets me be me.
    See 3-8,12,13,15...
  19. β€’
    She makes me better.
    She knows how to get the best out of me.
  20. β€’
    She moved here with me.
    When we left college, she packed up her shit and got an apartment with me. Away from her family and friends.
  21. β€’
    She's an amazing mom.
    Our son would likely be missing/dead or at least really dumb if not for her.
  22. β€’
    She has faith in me.
    We've been through some lean times and also some really good times. Through all of it she never loses faith in me. ☺️
  23. β€’
    She deals with my family.
    She is our office manager for the family business and has to sit in an office with my parents all day. Something I could not do. πŸ‘πŸ»
  24. β€’
    She stays married to me.
    Like why? I'm awful. My family is worse.
  25. β€’
    She makes excuses so I don't have to.
    If something goes wrong, she helps me find someone else to blame. This is an important skill.
  26. β€’
    She backs me up.
    If I'm having a conversation with someone else, I can just turn to her and say "right?" and she will just agree with me. That's relationship 101 stuff.
  27. β€’
    She laughs at my jokes.
    Even if she doesn't get them because she knows I need it πŸ˜‚
  28. β€’
    She stays married to me.
  29. β€’
    She lets my lose money playing poker without reminding me I never win.
    Perfect example of a classic #24. Like "it was probably the dealer's fault."
  30. β€’
    She puts in serious effort.
    When it comes to gifts and just generally being thoughtful, she's the cat's pajamas.
  31. β€’
    She lets me say things like "cats pajamas" without calling me out.
    Thank you.
  32. β€’
    She stays married to me.
    In spite of jokes like this...
  33. β€’
    And this...
  34. β€’
    And this...
  35. β€’
    She pretends my craft ideas are unique.
    Even though she has already seen them on Pinterest.
  36. β€’
    She lets me be lazy.
    Some days I do literally nothing but she knows how hard I work other times, so I never get any shit for it.
  37. β€’
    She stays married to me.
    Even when I'm an idiot.
  38. β€’
    She hates most everything I hate.
    What could be more important in a partner??
  39. β€’
    She doesn't lecture me on my excessive iced tea consumption.
    It's just who I am.
  40. β€’
    She almost never forgets the bread at dinner.
    I. Love. Bread. Like Oprah. So this is v important.
  41. β€’
    She feels bad when she does forget the bread.
    As she should. It's a major issue.
  42. β€’
    On the once or twice a year I make dinner and forget the bread, she's totally cool about it.
    She could def rub this in my face, but doesn't.
  43. β€’
    She loves me.
    In spite of everything. Go figure.
  44. β€’
    She stays married to me.
    In spite of everything. Go figure.
  45. β€’
    She lets me slide when I commit to making a list of 100 things, but also have work to do.
    She knows I'll finish it eventually. 😘