Sarcastic, but also factual responses to everyday situations.

So you're a jerk. It's cool, so am I. But how can we disguise our snarky comments while still coming off as engaged in the conversation? Here's a few examples.
  1. You're at a party and someone says they smoke weed...
    "Wow, that's dope."
  2. Someone tells you about a ski trip...
    "That's cool."
  3. A stranger begins to tell you all about a family vacation...
    "I've never heard anything exactly like that."
  4. When someone starts talking politics...
    "I vote we change the subject."
  5. A coworker hands you pictures of their children...
    "Look how they've grown" (of course you'll be referring to your fingernails, but they don't need to know that.)
  6. Default response:
    "That sounds interesting." Like it should be interesting for how excited they are to tell you, but it's just not.