Things you can dodge besides balls...
I'm pretty sure most schools have banned dodgeball at this point as too many parents complained. Pshh. Either way, we're adults now, so there are more important things to avoid.
- •Dodge responsibilityWhat? Boss wants everyone to stay late? Sorry, I have a doctors appointment. BYE👋🏻
- •Dodge people you used to knowIs that Megan from high school?? Fuck that. 🏃🏻
- •Dodge people's rants on FacebookScroll fast or you'll never escape. 😒
- •Dodge ViperThis one's two fold. Always avoid snakes, but also avoid the Dodge Viper. It's very expensive and people will hate you for driving it. 🏎
- •Dodge insults by making them yourselfWow, you really used to be much funnier. 😧
- •Dodge commercials by upgrading your Hulu account.What am I Rockefeller?? I'll just zone them out.