TWENTY NICE THINGS YOU CAN SAY TO ME

Inspired by @talor and a bunch of other people.
  1. β€’
    Nothing.
    I like silence. 🀐
  2. β€’
    "Your dad is probably really proud of you but just doesn't vocalize it."
    I like to think so too. πŸ‘πŸ»
  3. β€’
    "Here is $1,000,000 for you to keep."
    Thank you kind sir or madam. πŸ’°
  4. β€’
    "Thinning hair? You?? Nah."
    You're right. Probably just the way this stupid mirror is showing it. πŸ™„
  5. β€’
    "Why don't more people like you?"
    I know, right? πŸ€”
  6. β€’
    "You should have more followers."
    I know, right? πŸ€”
  7. β€’
    "You're funny."
    I need this on a regular basis. πŸ€—
  8. β€’
    "Your excessive online shopping is completely justified and not at all a problem."
    Phew. Needed that one too. πŸ’Έ
  9. β€’
    "I love your socks."
    Thank you! I love my socks too! 😎
  10. β€’
    "You should be on TV."
    Tell me something I don't know. 😩
  11. β€’
    "Your cat is better than other cats."
    I'm glad we agree. πŸ™ŒπŸ»
  12. β€’
    "I read all your lists."
    This is a real thing someone said that made me ☺️
  13. β€’
    "Your tweets are awesome."
    Another real thing that someone said that actually made me 😁
  14. β€’
    "You're really smart."
    Ok, now I fee like you're fishing for something. πŸ˜’
  15. β€’
    "Your son is awesome."
    He is pretty friggen great. ☺️
  16. β€’
    "You should have another kid*."
    *I actually hate this one, but I just recently started taking it as "you make awesome kids and the world needs more of that." πŸ˜†
  17. β€’
    "Your dad is probably really proud of you but just doesn't vocalize it."
    Doesn't hurt to reenforce this one. πŸ€”
  18. β€’
    "The meeting was cancelled."
    This is one of my favorites. πŸŽ‰
  19. β€’
    "You're my favorite li.ster."
    I'm waiting... πŸ˜’
  20. β€’
    "This list was good and didn't feel like you ran out of ideas half way through."
    Thanks πŸ‘πŸ»