Could You Buy These 3 Things?

Imagine yourself in a store like Target or Walmart and buying any of these combinations of items. No coverup items like milk or shampoo to make this less painful. Just these three things on the conveyor belt between you and the cashier. Could you do it?
  1. One cucumber, olive oil, condoms
  2. Laxatives, toilet paper, plunger
  3. Bottle of lotion, box of tissues, Good Housekeeping
  4. Whipped cream, lacy underwear, bible
  5. Double stuf oreos, gallon whole milk, adult diapers
  6. XL magnum condoms, KY jelly, advil
  7. Bottle of lotion, hand towels, Barney and friends DVD
    Suggested by   @HisDudeness
  8. Mouthwash, panties, disposable camera
    Suggested by   @HisDudeness
  9. Vodka, enema, Blowfish for Hangovers medication
    Suggested by   @supabg
  10. Cat ears, leopard pajamas, 5lb bag of cat litter
    Suggested by   @HisDudeness
  11. Breast pump, milk, balloons.
    Suggested by   @erikaaa
  12. Bush's baked beans, one-ply toilet paper, hemorrhoid cream
    Suggested by   @theranman
  13. Douche, Pop Rocks, Vagisil.
    Suggested by   @supabg
  14. Home pregnancy test, gift wrap, Get Well Soon card
    Suggested by   @theranman
  15. Popcorn kernels, grapeseed oil, Parmesan cheese
    This one isn't funny. It's just a delicious and healthy snack.
    Suggested by   @theranman
  16. Hot sauce, beer bong, vaginal douche
    Suggested by   @wall
  17. Peanut butter, jelly, hot dog buns
    Suggested by   @wall
  18. Season 1 Game of Thrones, extra large bag of crunchy Cheetos, hand sanitizer.
    Suggested by   @Thunderpaws
  19. Butternut squash, coconut oil, shoe horn.
    Suggested by   @HisDudeness
  20. Duct tape, hand cuffs, wooden spatula
    Suggested by   @HisDudeness
  21. Rat poison, birthday cake, "I'm sorry for your loss" card
    Suggested by   @cat_lyn
  22. Scented candles, D batteries, Ovechkin jersey.
    Suggested by   @HisDudeness
  23. Slip n' slide, kiddie pool, baked beans
    Suggested by   @hannazoeo