True Life: I Have a Weird Pet

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  1. So I have a pet named Poptart
    He's a tarantula.
  2. I don't really feel the need to explain or defend this decision
    There's a backstory but w/e
  3. Hes actually cool AF
  4. FAQ
  5. IS HE POISONOUS?
    Yes but the venom is designed to slowly effect very small animals, mostly insects. So they really can't do any serious harm to humans.
  6. HAS HE EVER BITTEN ANYONE?
    No but no one ever wants to hold him.
  7. DO YOU HOLD HIM?
    I have before, very carefully, he's very gentle honestly. They aren't known for biting people or large animals. But I haven't taken him out of his cage in a long time and probably won't ever again.
  8. HOW DID POPTART GET HIS NAME?
    You can't tell from the picture, but he actually has a blueish tint on his body and it made me think of blueberry poptarys (not BLUEBERRIES mind you). Also he needed a ridiculous name so f funny
  9. CAN HE ESCAPE?
    Literally no, he's in a thick glass aquarium-style tank. He's chilling.
  10. COOLEST THING ABOUT HAVING A PET TARANTULA?
    All my neighborhood guy friends thought it was awesome and wanted to come over to see it. I mean its pretty badass ok
  11. HOW OLD IS POPTART?
    I got him in the spring of 2009 so at least 7 years old and still kicking it.
  12. WHAT DOES POPTART EAT?
    Not much. Crickets.
  13. IS POPTART CAPABLE OF LOVE?
    I'm gonna have to go with no.
  14. ISN'T POPTART A DISGUSTING CREATURE THAT DESERVES TO DIE?
    He's literally just a chill dude, let him live in his 1/4 inch thick glass
  15. WHAT ARE POPART'S FAVORITE BOOKS?
    He likes the classic long-form storytellers, so Tolstoy and Dickens.
  16. HOW DOES POPTART STAY SO FIT?
    Eats low-carb paleo and does crossfit.
  17. IS POPTART SINGLE?
    Yes.
  18. No further questions.