I know. I'm 12. Drink when anyone says the following phrases:
  1. "I'll be right back."
    No, they won't. They never come back.
  2. "This isn't funny anymore."
    At some point, someone thinks it isn't funny. You'll be drinking to this, a lot.
  3. "Look, see, it's nothing"
    It's always something. Drink.
  4. "Ok, I will go."
    Whether it's replacing a fuse, restarting a generator, getting more beer, the person who goes stays gone. Drink.
  5. "C'mon! I will take you."
    At some point, an unarmed person will try to assure a 3,000 demonic, fire-breathing agent of doom, that they, will in fact, kick its ass. They won't. Drink.
  6. "Get to the car."
    Why bother? Some wire is cut, the battery is missing, or the bad guy is in the back seat.
  7. "That's odd."
    Or "That's strange." Such a classic horror movie turning point.
    Suggested by @bjnovak
  8. "Hello?"
    Of course there is something there, and obviously it is going to kill you. Drank.
    Suggested by @paigeclaudette