Alien Women that Should consider letting Steve Cady make sex to
I figured he could use some help
- •Kim Basinger from "My Stepmothers an Alien"So she wants to take over the 🌎. If you gotta go, go with a smile.
- •The creepy girl from Mars AttacksNot much of a talker. May try to eat you. Consider using a muzzle.
- •The green skinned woman from Star TrekThis chick proves that Kermit the Frog was wrong when he said "It ain't easy bein green"
- •The Twilek Jedi from Star Wars: Attack of the ClonesAayala Secura has been dying to try out some different ways to use her Force Push powers
- •That hot girl from the film "Species"She only wants to mate with you in order to take over the world with her offspring. Any questions? It might be a one time thing if your supple body proves inadequate in which case you will have to be eliminated - Worth it!
- •Milla Jovovich in The Fifth ElementIf you can stand listening to her mutter monosyllabic words and phrases while looking for some element or whatchamacallit you'll be fine.
- •Lela from FuturamaWarning: she has a major hangup with the Fry Guy. You'll have to figure out how to deep fry him first before you'll stand a chance.
- •I was gonna mention that girl from Avatar which I haven't seen so the joke would have been really lame. Yes, i know it's wierd that I haven't seen Avatar. Yes, i haven't watched Titanic all the way through although i did at least get to the end of the first disc on that one. He was the King of the World right? Yeah his story checks out he's legit.