BEST PLACES TO FIND JESUS

  1. A rest stop off I-95 in Maryland
  2. All night 7-11 in Albuquerque
  3. 3 o'clock in the morning in a Denny's in El Paso while ordering a Grand Slam breakfast
  4. While playing the Playboy slot machine in Ocean City Maryland
  5. At a porn convention in Dallas
  6. Bottom of a bottle