Dating advice for women

inspired by @gremlin obvs
  1. If he talks to you he likes you
  2. If he sends you emails he likes you
  3. If he compliments your hair he likes you
  4. If he asks you to dinner he likes you
  5. If he flies across the country to see you he likes you
  6. If he takes a bus trip with you he likes you
  7. If he carries your picture around wherever he goes he likes you
  8. If he high fives you all the time he likes you
  9. If he adds you on instagram he likes you
  10. If he accidentally delivers a package to your house just to say hello he likes you
  11. If he becomes a dictator just to annex the country you're living in he likes you
  12. If he throws a spear at a cheetah as its charging you at you he likes you
  13. If he offers to catsit for you he likes you
  14. If he tells you about a band he likes he likes you
  15. If he invites you to an amateur flutaphonist concert that he is performing in he likes you
  16. If he offers to buy you dinner he likes you
  17. If he asks you on a series of datelike things he likes you