DIFFICULTIES OF BEING A DENTIST
- •Keeping current copies of Redbook in your magazine rack.
- •Having attractive front office people (thanks Chris Elliot)
- •Not stabbing anyone
- •Pretending to be interested in your activities that have nothing to do with your oral health
- •Keeping your hands out of the anthesia (thanks the movie Houseguest)
- •Unable to hear your patient's screams underneath all that stuff in their mouth
- •Only so many ways to say "hold still this won't hurt at all"