The dollar tree rules the world you guys
  1. All this glow stix shit
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  2. Fuckin star wars puzzles. Am i right?
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  3. 8 golf balls???? Pinch me
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  4. Mother fuckin grover and big bird in a coloring book
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  5. You're gonna need funny glasses sometime between the ages of 7 and 12 so you best get them now!
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  6. A book about Norman Mailer for fucks sake! Dude wrote the Naked and the Dead right outta the gate.
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  7. At some point in your life you'll want to multiply or subtract some numbers quickly and you'll be thanking your lucky stars you have this guy handy
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  8. Its Ultra Deluxe. I rest my case
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  9. 4 rolls of toilet paper? Just when you thought going to the bathroom couldn't be any cheaper
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  10. The quicker picker upper for gods sake!
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  11. There you are walking around in dog shit because of your dog and now you have these and you can pick that shit up!
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  12. Some door hanger shit to put your shit on
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  13. A shammy towel??????? Either that or use like 8 paper towels and destroy the environment, the choice is yours.
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  14. Nuts are like 8 dollars a pound now! Thats just plain nuts i tell ya!
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  15. 6 french rolls to put in the oven when you're feeling intercontinental
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  16. They pickled that!
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  17. You got ranch and you got italian. Any questions? I didnt think so. Now eat your damn salad!
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  18. All sorts of drinks and shit
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  19. A quart of milk for a dollar???? Try finding a quart of milk in Zimbabwe, you just can't do it!
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  20. All the Shasta you can die of
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  21. A whole years supply of meals here for like 100 bucks
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  22. An entire duckin bologna section!
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  23. Jamaican beef patties and dollar burritos??? Am i in microwave heaven?
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  24. This ice cream was so popular it was the only one left
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  25. For when you need your fix bad and you only have a dollar
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  26. One day you might think about throwing away your old washcloths. And why not???? These are only a dollar!!!
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  27. All these water bottles and shit or whatever liquid you want to smuggle into the country. I won't judge you.
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  28. Drowing in the savings on this hand soap
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  29. Real deodorant for a got damn dollar! Try getting that at your local Ames department store
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  30. Welcome to the halls of medicine bitch!
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  31. Buncha shit for your hair
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  32. Buncha shit for your face or whatever
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  33. A dollar for trading cards??? Why am i living anymore???
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  34. For when your body needs its shit taped down
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  35. These tell people at work that you have an original personality. Isn't that worth a dollar I ask you?
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  36. Holy shit! It's socks and socks and socks sir!
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  37. I need fashion glasses sir and i wont pay your two dollar retail price
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  38. When you gotta charge shit
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  39. When you need some cheap shit to hang on your door in october
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  40. When you need some cheap shit to hang on your door in december
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  41. When you need some cheap shot to hang on your door and never take down
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  42. Deck the motha fuckin halls with this shit
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  43. I got this candy shit down
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  44. You're gonna want to mail something! Why not buy this shit and do it right!
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  45. For when you don't got much money but you want to have more money
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  46. Thats a lot of shit you guys!