1. Friendship
  2. Punching people
  3. Looking tough
  4. Drinking milk
  5. Wearing as many gold chains as humanly possible
  6. Smiling when a plan came together
  7. The syndicated show "T and T" that i was surprisingly not interested in despite the fact that I like every other 10 year old in America at the time was a huge A-team mark
  8. Building stuff
  9. Getting his mohawk to look just right
  10. Italian food
  11. Puppies
  12. Throwing people through flimsily constructed prop walls, into heavily modified construction equipment, and the occasional hay bale
  13. Going on adventures around the world with random animated children http://bit.ly/1MgpDp4
  14. Teaming up with a good balanced breakfast http://bit.ly/1KgGIQh
  15. Rainbows
  16. Rapper's Delight (if you can't imagine Mr. T getting down to this song you arent trying hard enough)
  17. Pitying the fool
  18. Making faces at Murdock
  19. Getting bodyslammed by Roddy Piper at Wrestlemania 2 in a boxing match
  20. Picking up cars with his buddy Hulk Hogan to the delight of neighborhood children
  21. Endorsing TR3
    Suggested by @sloan
  22. Rewatching rocky 3 and agreeing that he does indeed pity the fool
    Suggested by @gilbaron
  23. Cinnamon muffins
    Suggested by @WhelmedDad
  24. Synchronicity
    Suggested by @zkamenetz