Everybody on here has one of these right?
  1. Meanies throughout history
  2. Favorite aphorisms
  3. NES games that i regret not beating
  4. How i know id be a great dad
  5. Reasons to eat at Applebees
  6. How to write a bestseller
  7. Number of hacky hashtag jokes you have to do on twitter to get thousands of followers
  8. On Chrohn's Disease
  9. On bankruptcy