Questions you can't ask

  1. Why don't you follow me online?
  2. Why did you marry me?
  3. Are you going on a diet?
  4. Are you going to clean your room?
  5. Are you going to do the dishes?
  6. Are you going to wash the car?
  7. Are you going to pick up the kids?
  8. Are you going to take a shower?
  9. Are you going to eat that?
  10. Why did you vote for Trump?
  11. Why do you think Black Lives don't matter?
  12. Are you going to stop sleeping with her?
  13. Are you going to come to my show?
  14. Are you going to read my article?
  15. How much are you paying in rent?
  16. Have you ever thought of seeing a therapist?
  17. Are you going to download my album?
  18. Are you going to pay me back that money?
  19. Are you going to stop treating mom like an imbecile?
  20. Are you pregnant? 😬
    Never ever.
    Suggested by   @marginally_amazing
  21. Did you lose some weight?
    Always sounds like a veiled insult
    Suggested by   @taylormorley
  22. Are you sleeping with other people?
    Suggested by   @kiraandlulu
  23. Is that what you're wearing?
    Suggested by   @jannychan
  24. Did you not get any sleep last night?
    Fighting words. Come at me with this.
    Suggested by   @Boogie
  25. Does this make me look fat?
    Suggested by   @marykathryn
  26. Why did you buy that?
    Suggested by   @kate81
  27. What happened to your hair?
    Suggested by   @kate81