REASONS WHY SOCKS ARE AWESOME - AS DICTATED BY MY 4 YEAR OLD NEPHEW

My nephew james just blurted out "heres why socks are awesome" and then i said ooh this sounds like a list
  1. They help you run faster when you're not wearing shoes
  2. They protect your feet from getting hurt
  3. You can put your hands in them and punch people
  4. You can put them on your dog
  5. You can make people out of them
  6. They make your feet not stinky
  7. (Here he is wearing some)
  8. To keep your feet protected from coldness