Signs at the Charlottesville Safety Rest Area West Rest Stop

Boy howdy there sure are a lot of signs at rest stops now that you think about it. Have you ever wondered just how many signs there might be? Well wonder no further, I have pictures of all of them with this conveniently numbered list. Enjoy it rest stop fans!
  1. 1.
    Just hope they have animatronic robots
  2. 2.
    If you can't spell "safely" then you can't get there
  3. 3.
    Do i call this number if the vending machines steal my money?
  4. 4.
    Making your rest area experience a better tomorrow. What no twitter feed?
  5. 5.
    This also doubles as a drawing of skinny teenagers in reclining seats at amc movie theaters
  6. 6.
    If doors easily frighten you, then this may not be the rest stop for you
  7. 7.
    Just because images of actual humans would be too frightening
  8. 8.
    Perhaps they're suggesting you stuff their rectum as an alternative
  9. 9.
    Because they've done so much hard work today, they deserve a break too
  10. 10.
    The penalty is higher if you have trump bumper stickers
  11. 11.
    Even though ramps are required everywhere they want to remind you where your kind has to go
  12. 12.
    I'll be forever wondering if that is a 3 or an octopus
  13. 13.
    No jokes here
  14. 14.
    Employees are mysterious figures and need to be circled
  15. 15.
    The "please excuse the mess" sign was being used
  16. 16.
    Shouldn't the woman in the wheelchair be wearing a dress also?
  17. 17.
    Yes Virginia, old people still exist
  18. 18.
    Tested and approved by who? Or by whom? There's a mystery afoot gang! To the mystery machine.
  19. 19.
    If this happens you'll need to look for a circled employee to help
  20. 20.
    Clearly an invitation to test it out
  21. 21.
    Or just the word "Press" would have worked too
  22. 22.
    You'll shoot your eye out
  23. 23.
    No your honor, you're out of order!
  24. 24.
    If you ever need 2 dollars very badly these are the people to call
  25. 25.
    As opposed to the other place being called the "peeing and pooping area"
  26. 26.
    Notice that it's apparently okay for women
  27. 27.
    Not a sign, just my friend Chris that I haven't seen in 15 years but he saw me while making this list at the rest stop.