Boy howdy there sure are a lot of signs at rest stops now that you think about it. Have you ever wondered just how many signs there might be? Well wonder no further, I have pictures of all of them with this conveniently numbered list. Enjoy it rest stop fans!
  1. Just hope they have animatronic robots
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  2. If you can't spell "safely" then you can't get there
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  3. Do i call this number if the vending machines steal my money?
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  4. Making your rest area experience a better tomorrow. What no twitter feed?
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  5. This also doubles as a drawing of skinny teenagers in reclining seats at amc movie theaters
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  6. If doors easily frighten you, then this may not be the rest stop for you
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  7. Just because images of actual humans would be too frightening
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  8. Perhaps they're suggesting you stuff their rectum as an alternative
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  9. Because they've done so much hard work today, they deserve a break too
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  10. The penalty is higher if you have trump bumper stickers
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  11. Even though ramps are required everywhere they want to remind you where your kind has to go
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  12. I'll be forever wondering if that is a 3 or an octopus
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  13. No jokes here
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  14. Employees are mysterious figures and need to be circled
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  15. The "please excuse the mess" sign was being used
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  16. Shouldn't the woman in the wheelchair be wearing a dress also?
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  17. Yes Virginia, old people still exist
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  18. Tested and approved by who? Or by whom? There's a mystery afoot gang! To the mystery machine.
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  19. If this happens you'll need to look for a circled employee to help
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  20. Clearly an invitation to test it out
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  21. Or just the word "Press" would have worked too
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  22. You'll shoot your eye out
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  23. No your honor, you're out of order!
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  24. If you ever need 2 dollars very badly these are the people to call
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  25. As opposed to the other place being called the "peeing and pooping area"
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  26. Notice that it's apparently okay for women
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  27. Not a sign, just my friend Chris that I haven't seen in 15 years but he saw me while making this list at the rest stop.
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