Things I'm not reading this week

  1. Tv Guide
    I only read it for the articles
  2. Eat, Pray, Love
    Is Julia Roberts in this one?
  3. Beckett Price Guide
    This is where you go if you want to know if your 1997 Donruss Cal Ripken Jr. Card is worth 5 cents or a dime.
  4. The Farmer's Almanac
    I'd like to ask them about Uranus
  5. The Girl Who Played with Fire
    I've seen the trailer for the american and european version of the films so I'm pretty much caught up on the story
  6. The Constitution
    I carry the pocket version with me at all times in case any major heads of state need to read it.
  7. The Reservoir Dogs Screenplay
    Maybe Mr. Brown really was Mr. Shit in the original version, but you'll never know