Things that may or may not get you sent straight to Hell, but why risk it?
Let's face it, we got a good thing goin from God but let's not rock the boat here
- •DancingWay too much below the waist contact
- •Drinking a beer after churchNext thing you know you'll wake up in bed with a prostitute
- •Double DutchJesus doesnt like a show-off
- •Pokemon GoMore like Pokemon No. Obviously satanic
- •Looking at a woman in a bikiniLet me stop you right there
- •PG-13 moviesThanks a lot Obama
- •GamblingWhat will your wife say when you tell her you lost your wedding ring in a dice game?
- •Suggesting your pastor is wrongJust don't do it. Trust me on this one
- •ComputersUse with caution
- •InternetOnly with a filter from an anti masturbation site
- •If you've thought about sending a form letter pretending to be a Nigerian prince then you've already asked your grandmother for her social security number in your heart
- •Aol chat roomsI think you already know
- •Being in the same room as a woman with the door closedWay too much temptation there
- •Bouncing checksStealing
- •R movies (except the Passion of the Christ and maybe Amistad)Jesus wouldn't be caught risen from the dead watching Synechdoche, New York. He hates that artsy crap.
- •Cover those shoulders.People think it's boobs and butts, no, it's bare shoulders that will draw all lustful creatures to you and cause you to fall.Suggested by @marginally_amazing
- •No touching!Touching obviously leads to sex. Sex = sin. Come on people. You know this.Suggested by @ameliaseptember