THINGS TO SAY AFTER SOMEONE HITS YOUR CAR

  1. Why did you do that?
  2. What were you thinking?
  3. Why did you hit my car?
  4. Were you watching where you were going?
  5. Didnt you see my car?
  6. What are you some kind of an idiot?
  7. I'm an illegal alien
  8. Was that a scene from a re-enactment of Tango and Cash?
  9. You should really watch where you're going
  10. Oww my neck!
  11. Oww my neck again!
  12. Please don't call the cops I have weed in the car
  13. Have you seen Tango and Cash?
  14. Tangooooo....Cashhhhh
  15. Is everyone okay?
    Suggested by   @ChrisK