Why does this feel like a list by @mallofamanda ?
  1. Your sunglasses
    Static
  2. Your keys
  3. Your wallet
    I could have sworn i left it in the car
  4. All sense of time
    Static
    How long have I been flying these kites?
  5. Kids
    Static
  6. Your cash
    I know i had it right before i dived in
  7. Your parking pass
    I was chased by a senior citizen on a golf cart
  8. Your inhibitions
    Static
  9. Your pale complexion
    Suggested by @mwallick