THINGS MY STUDENTS HAVE SAID TO ME THIS WEEK VOL. 97

  1. Does your hair grow?
  2. I saw a woman in a white pick up that looked like you until she turned her head.
  3. YOU DON'T LIKE DRAMA!
  4. Do you have any kids?
    My reply: No. His reply: Or not that you know of! My reply: [...silence...] His reply: Oh right, that's with guys!
  5. I saw you standing on Belmont looking at your phone. Like this [student imitates scrolling].
  6. You can be really nice when you're in a good mood.